محشش دق على الخطوط بيحجز
قاله الموظف: ذهاب واياب
قال: لا خروج المغلوب!!!
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واحد يسأل محشش يقول الشارع هذا وين يروح؟؟
قال المحشش: والله من عرفته ماتحرك
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ثنين محششين قالهم الشرطي ليش عيونكم حمراء ؟
قالوا نقرب لبعض!!!
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محشش وأهله قاعدين حول أبوه يبي يموت
يوم تقلبت عيونه صارت بيضاء
قال المحشش: بس وخروا وخروا يبي يرجع ريوس
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محشش قاعد يناظر مباراة ريال مدريد ..
سمع المذيع يقول فاول لصالح رونالدو ..
قال : تصدقون توني أدري ان اسمه الاول صالح
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osam
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
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News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1
was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message
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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog
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?Why were males created before females
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction
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?Why don't men often show their true feelings
Because they don't have any
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button
!you'll be disconnected
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When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire
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?If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP
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?How do you fix a woman's watch
!You don't. There's a clock on the oven
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Question : What "FOUR LETTER WORD" did Saddam Hussein NOT allow around the house
Answer: BUSH
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?What does the word "BUSH" Stands for
Beat Up Saddam Hussein
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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school
!A: She had bright students
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous ...for children to play with
the other is used to carry groceries
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Q: What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana
A: One's composing, the other is decomposing
- من غلاك ودى اكتب فى عيونك قصيد بس البطارية انتهت والشاحن بعيد ؟.
- سكر .. عسل .. قشطة .. شنو بعد ياربى .. شنو بعد ياربى نبى من الجمعيه ؟.
- سالت البحر: تقدر توصل سلامى وما تتأخر ؟ قال البحر : شايفتنى سائق ابوك ؟؟؟.
- سالت قلبى ليش يحبك وكل لحظه يذكرك . رد على قلبى وقال : شنو هذة اللقافة ؟.
- اذا كان لديك رصيد . اتصل الآن واربح فرصة العمر للتحدث معى شخصيا؟.
- اتمنى تتصل . ولا اقولك لاتتصل . كفاية قلبى بقلبك متصل . واسلاكه مستحيل تنفصل ؟.
- غبى اتصل على الدفاع المدنى وقال لهم : اذا مااتصلنا يعنى ماتسألون ؟.
- ياماخذ عقول البشر حبك فى القلوب انتشر وين الحكومة عنك وينها تكتب عليك هذا خظر !؟.
- ما علموك ان الغلا يجرح الروح........و انا عقب فرقاك شريت شاش و لزقة جروح
مشتاقة للحبايب
احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك
احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك
احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك
احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك
احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك احبك
احبك يا وطن احبك يا وطن
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1. Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
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2. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.
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3. Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
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4. I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…
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5. Love under the stars... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.
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6.Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.
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7. Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live The more I know, what's simple is true, I love U.
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8. Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !
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9. My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!!!
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10. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth.
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11. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
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12. Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!
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13. I miss you ... I need you ... More and more .... each day ... I love you ... more than words ... can ever say.
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14. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
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15. The hardest thing in life is watching someone you love , loving someone else.
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16. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
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17. Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.
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18. The words are easy when the language is LOVE !
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19. There is somebody in the world. Diferent from the rest. The sweetest person I know. That is why I love you so.
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20.You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again.
مشتاقه عندي لج كلمتين بس اول شيء المسجات تجميع هههههههههههههههههه
ثاني شي المسجات الأجنبية وربي ما فهمت منها ولا كلمه
في واحد نذل يحتضر قاعد يوصي عياله على النذاله يوم بغى يموت يبي يشهد قاموا اعياله سكرو حلجه
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في واحد عطه محشش كف قاله مزح ولا جد قاله لا جد قاله اشوه لاني مااحب المزح
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في محشش يسوق فراري فتح الراديو قالت المذيعه هنا لندن قال يلعن ابو السرعه
محشش يقول لامه يمه لو
ماولدتيني وشفتيني عند الناس
بتعرفيني
عصبي يوجعه ضرسه راح لطبيب
الاسنان قال:شلهم كلهم
وخله لحاله زي الكلب
غبي اتصل على الشرطه
قال لهم لقيت الارهابيين لقيتهم
قالوا :وين قال :في جريده اليوم
اتمنى يعجبونك اختي
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الخميس سبتمبر 10, 2009 9:03 am
